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Breastfeeding Won't Stop Kids From Getting Eczema
A new study shows that, contrary to popular belief, breast-feeding doesn't keep kids from getting eczema. More »
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I Have Empty Breast Syndrome
When I flew to Los Angeles for eight days, I took the following with me: Ten pairs of underwear, eight tanktops, six pairs of pants, four bras, and two lactating breasts. More »
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Victoria's Secret Angel Miranda Kerr Boasts Bigger Boobs Because Of...
Thanks to photos taken at the Victoria's Secret show rehearsal by the New York Post, we now know what Miranda Kerr looks like wearing a be-tasseled bra encrusted with $2.5 million worth of diamonds....
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Judge Totally Grossed Out By Horrendous Breastfeeding
A Michigan judge has come under fire for asking a woman to leave after she dared besot his precious courtroom with the horrific, abominable specter of breastfeeding her child. Fetch the special...
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Rachel Uchitel Mocked For Average-Priced 'Nipple Suckers' On Baby Registry
Nary a day goes by when TMZ doesn't say something absurd and offensive, but today the site went too far even for its own commenters when it picked through the baby registry of Rachel Uchitel, who just...
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NASCAR Driver Apologizes To All the Bitches Who Don't Think Breastfeeding is...
NASCAR driver Kasey Kahne has apologized for a Tweet wherein he called the sight of a woman breastfeeding her child "nasty," and a follow up Tweet wherein he called a woman who criticized his calling...
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Government Cracks Down On Employers Who Don't Accommodate Breastfeeding Moms
Since we still regularly hear about stores asking breastfeeding moms to stop using their sexy nourishing breasts, we must conclude that a sizable portion of the populace agrees with NASCAR driver...
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I Guess I Forgot to Wean My Baby
The other morning after I finished nursing my 21-month-old baby, she sat up and smiled, looked me in the eye and said in a tiny little happy baby voice: "Tink you, mommy." Awww, your welcome, sweets —...
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Breast Feeding Grosser than Dicks on Funny or Die
A New York comedienne had her videos removed and her account suspended from Funny or Die after posting a video of her breast feeding her infant twins to the site. After she complained that there are...
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The Very Best Hat for a Breast-Feeding Baby
People love to get worked up about breastfeeding in public, but now a smart Etsy seller has the perfect solution to please both the lovers and the haters: The Boob Beanie. This clever deception will...
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Terrible Judge Says Woman Fired Over Pumping Breast Milk Wasn't Discriminated...
In a curious decision, a judge in Texas has ruled that a woman who was fired after she asked for a place in the office to pump her breast milk was not discriminated against. Donnicia Venters was...
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Proposed Measures to Georgia Breast Feeding Law Could Punish Assholes Who...
If a growing group of Georgia lactivists have their way, people who feel compelled to harass, discriminate against, or restrict mothers from breast-feeding in public could face a fine of up to $1,000,...
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My Six Months as a Dirty, Boob-Swinging Derelict
Prior to giving birth six months ago, I was generally discreet when it came to nudity. I mostly kept my private parts private. I never flashed, I never sexted, and I even had a special way to change...
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That Thing Where Someone Breaks Into Your House and Tries to Breastfeed Your...
It looks like we have another thing to add to the list of horrifying things that can happen when you have a baby. Police have arrested a woman in Brookings, South Dakota for breaking into another...
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Breastfeeding Gestapo Moves to Ban Free Formula Samples from Hospitals
When you deliver a baby in a hospital you get a nice big swag bag of supplies to take home with you. Mine contained swaddle blankets, diapers, Vaseline, a baby brush, a nasal aspirator, giant maxi...
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The Breast-Massaging Business Is Booming in China
Way back before 2007, even a licensed "lactogogue" such as Wang Xiaohong couldn't make a living just on massaging the clogged milk ducts of new nursing mothers. That, however, was before the boom in...
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Public Breastfeeding Needs a Less Articulate Infant Spokesperson
Encouraging women to breastfeed is good, sure, but this commercial from Louisville has made two huge miscalculations: the baby is unnervingly talkative and flashes some serious nipple-menacing teeth....
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Breastfeeding Moms Plan Massive, Unnecessary Protest
Last week, a mother visiting the Los Angeles County Museum of Art (LACMA) named Katie Jane Hamilton was told by a guard that she'd need to "cover up" while breastfeeding. In response, the mom told the...
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The Time Breastfeeding Cover Is Your Newest Meme
It was bound to happen, but the new TIME cover has become a meme in record time. Buzzfeed has a collection of what the striking image hath wrought, and Strollerderby has provided some amusing...
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